Old blog..."I still got it" Dec 2005

Soooo I'm doing some Christmas shopping at Best Buy - which means I bought two DVDs for gifts and then bought a whole bunch of Ipod accessories for myself. I'm walking to my truck in the parking lot and some guy walks up to me. He was probably about later 30's or early 40s... had a scraggily beard, univ florida gators hat on, tight jeans, and some hideous leather jacket that looked like it probably came from the Wal-mart. I'm a little surprised when he walks up to me. "Excuse me" he says and I'm thinking this guy needs directions so I'm like "Yes?". He then tells me that I'm a very attractive woman. Well duh I knew this so I was like thanks and kept walking. hehehe.. i'm funny. Anyway, to my dismay he asks me if I'd be interested in going out on a date with him which I hastily lie and tell him I'm seriously involved with someone- all the while thinking "keep walking keep walking keep walking truck is twenty yards away keep walking!" He then says oh well thanks and I tell him thank you for making my day. I'm such a bitch. Anyway - I'm about 10 yards away from my truck now and he walks up again and says "I don't want to seem to forward, but would you be interested in having a threesome?"...ahhh yes just let that sink in for a minute.... yep a total fucking stranger asked me if I'd be interested in having a threesome. I was so shocked I was just like umm No but thanks and continued hauling ass to my truck. Unfortunately he was an eager beaver and although he was about a foot shorter than me he was able to keep up with my ass hauling. Damnit. He asks, "So have you ever had a threesome???" --"no."--- "so you don't like girls, only guys?" ---"no - only guys sorry" 5 yards from truck... "Oh well what about me and your boyfriend"... Holy fucking shit this guy is a total perv! i say sorry but no I'd kill 'em. Oops wrong choice of words - he was like you'd kill two guys? you are that good??? And i immediately regret that I said that b/c it isn't what I meant - I meant I would kill my imaginary boyfriend for willingly having a threesome. Yuck. I try to backpeddle and explain this to the guy but he doesn't seem to get it. Lord he finally gives up about 20 feet from my truck and leaves me alone. See these are the type of guys I pick up - not hot young professional men but total slime balls. I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not...I mean wow- do I really look like the type of girl that would willingly have a 3some with some old sleezeball?? Yep- I still got it.