What the hell is the big deal with men and having a status of "In a relationship" on a social networking profile? If you're a woman you know what I'm talking about and if you're a man you are going "What the hell is the big deal with WOMEN and a status on a social networking profile?" (You men always turn it around like that… now deny it!) If you've dated anyone before who had Facebook/Myspace/Whatever it's always (at least for me) been an awkward thing… so when do I put "in a relationship"? Is it after you have had "the talk"? Apparently not because few things are more uncomfortable than putting "in a relationship" on your profile and having that not be "accepted" on their end. I mean DAMN! So you introduce me to your parents, grandparents, cousins, and all of your friends as your girlfriend but god forbid your Facebook page say "in a relationship". So whatever, I get past these things. It's something I'm coming to accept… guys are idiots. Whatever. Cool.
But what really just REALLLY drives me crazy is these crazy bitches that say "I don't care." Oh fuck you, honey - you know damn well that you care. I just want to slap everything about them! Do NOT give me that "I'm cool" shit. That's like the girls that my boyfriend's roommate walks all over. These poor idiot girls (I'm not saying I've never been one of them) will say that they "know the deal" with him. That they know he's screwing around and they just don't care because they just want to "have fun". Oh puuuuhhhhlease. It's only about 3 weeks before they're calling me going, "I don't want to make things awkward or weird or anything but…." BUT… This is when they wanna know where he's been, who's he's been hooking up with (not that they care or anything), and what I've got going on that weekend (In hopes of an accidental run in? Oh no never!). It's transparent and crap. Where was I? Oh yeah, these bitches who say it doesn't bother them to not be "in a relationship". Really? Then it shouldn't bother you that everyone calls you a whore either. Oh snap! They should have a status for these types of girls called "deranged".
Before I forget, I just can't stand Facebook snobs (a.k.a. Myspace snobs). These are folks that claim to never check their page because they are too busy and just don't have time for silly things like that. If that's the case, asshole, then why do you even have a page? Like what the fuck is up with that hypocritical bullshit? Why do you have the application downloaded to your phone? Don't act like you are above social networking. I mean, yeah, it can be downright juvenile at times, but let's be real here, it's fun and pretty much part of our culture now. Man i tjust pisses me off when people will roll their eyes about these sites and sure enough open an account within a year! Then, once they have the account they claim to never use it. Yawn, I want to delete you now for wasting my time with your pretentious crap! Anywho, I must really be off so I can be too busy pretending not to post to my blog, check facebook or myspace, and in general be cooler than everyone else. Pshaw!
